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Jareth: Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn’t that generous?
(via kittencuffs)
mump:
never not funny.
best part.
LMAO
The clown guy must be part of tumblr.
“The clown guy”?
“THE CLOWN GUY”??
THAT IS FUCKING LEW ZEALAND, MOTHERFUCKER, AND DON’T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT. THAT BITCH THROWS A FISH AND IT FUCKING COMES BACK TO HIM. DO YOU HAVE BOOMERANG FISH? NO THE FUCK YOU DON’T. HE IS NO FUCKING PISS-ASS LITTLE CLOWN, THAT BITCH IS WEARING A RUFF BECAUSE HE IS ONE BADASS SHAKESPEAREAN MOTHERFUCKING VAUDEVILLE PERFORMER.
#drops mic walks away #I HAVE STRONG FEELS ABOUT MUPPETS OKAY #muppets #if this doesn’t wind up on muppetmayhem i will be extremely disappointed in my biffle

My best friend, everyone. Hard to believe just ten years ago she only had a passing knowledge of Muppets.

Also I’m biting my lip so as to not burst into laughter because my parents are in the room.
